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SloppyLabs

We build weird software — and ship it anyway

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SHIP FAST BREAK THINGS ASK FORGIVENESS NO MEETINGS CODE FIRST DEPLOY FRIDAY 0 BUGS LEFT IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE SQL INJECTION 💀
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Manifesto

We are a collective of chaos engineers who believe that perfection is the enemy of shipped. Our code is messy, our designs are weird, and our deployments happen at 2am on a Friday. We don't do standups, we don't write documentation, and we certainly don't ask permission. We are SloppyLabs — and we're proudly imperfect.

What we do
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Web Apps
Full-stack applications built at breakneck speed. React, Next, Svelte — whatever ships fastest.
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Automation
If you click it twice, we script it once. Bots, scrapers, pipelines — automated chaos.
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Infrastructure
Docker, CI/CD, self-hosted everything. We eat Terraform configs for breakfast.
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Experiments
AI agents, weird APIs, hardware hacks. If it's interesting, we're building it.
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Open Source
We give back. MIT, Apache, WTFPL — pick a license, any license.
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Consulting
Need help? We'll tell you what's wrong in 10 minutes and bill you for an hour.
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Projects
03 shipped
AutoCode
Svelte / PWA / AI
Course Notes
FastAPI / SQLite
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SloppyBot
Discord / Python
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This Is Fine
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We're always looking for the next chaotic project. Whether it's a web app, a bot, or something that probably shouldn't exist — we're in.

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